We were watching “Little People: Just Married” on TLC tonight. One of Bill’s (the husband) friends was describing their courtship. He said, “Bill was literally levitating, he was so happy.”
Megan: He was literally levitating?
Josh: Yeah, he should have said he was figuratively levitating…
Megan: If he was literally levitating, they should put him in the circus.
Josh looks up, appalled.
Megan: I mean, he’s a levitating dwarf… they could make millions off of him.
I’d forgotten about Megan’s disgust with the word “literally.” I love it when you post comments like this, it makes it seem as if you’re still here, literally.
That is literally metaphoric!!!
I’d definitely pay to see that, but only if I was assured that the one making millions off it was the dwarf.
Oh man! I’m at work, but I was laughing so hard and trying to keep it in! All my Chinese coworkers probably think the foreigner has finally lost it! You two crack me up!!!